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NEW 2018 RELEASE: Bazza The Bogan Barbarian - Carnivorous Cane Toads On A Cruise

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Meet Bazza the Bogan Barbarian, he barracks for Souths Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, he hates hipsters and he hates the Roosters even more. He’s smashed Zombies, he’s battled Aliens, and now he faces the greatest enemy of all - Carnivorous Cane Toads!
It’s summertime and Bazza, his wife Shazza, the kids Aero, Michelle, and the drop bears Thriller and Killer are cruising the South Pacific onboard Pacific Dusk. Off the coast of Seduction Island, the ship is attacked by an invasion of Carnivorous Cane Toads.
Disgustingly slimy, oozing with warts, they crawl, they creep, they jump, they hump, they tear strips off you with ferocious fangs
and they eat you alive. Led by the mysterious and enchanting Queen Rihanna, Bazza is forced to make the ultimate choice of betraying his family, or saving the lives of two thousand passengers.
Be wary holiday makers, this sounds impossible, implausible, unbelievable but I tell you, this could happen when you’re on a tidal wave of terror in a holiday from hell!